this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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