question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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