Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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