I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My liver just had a heart attack.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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