the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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