Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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