please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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