I think I just saw someone hide a body.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Holy sore nipples Batman
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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