yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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