Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Two words: blizzard sex
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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