he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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