the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
