what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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