You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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