then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
