i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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