yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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