Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
