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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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