in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Non-Jews are for practice
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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