its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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