Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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