After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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