He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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