I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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