I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
