he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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