it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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