Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dear god my vagina.
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