I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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