i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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