But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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