when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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