it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
And then he peed in my hair
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