We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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