talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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