i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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