Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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