Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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