Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
