She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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