did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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