And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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