I feel great
I just peed on a car
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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