none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
His nipple licking is glorious
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