How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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