why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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