Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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