Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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