They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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