you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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