If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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