called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Your penis caused this!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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