If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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