We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
