My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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