I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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